Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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