week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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