Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
I want to be your penis for a week.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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