how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
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