Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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