And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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