she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
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