it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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