Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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