butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
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