Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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