Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
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