I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
he fucked my hip out of place.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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