btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
God gave him joint rollers for hands
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
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