K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
