apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
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