You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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