i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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