He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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