you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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