so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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