id be glad to
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
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