I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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