i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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