I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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