i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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