You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
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