Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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