Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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