Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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