Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
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