People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
there is glitter all over my balls
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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