his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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