We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
I need to sanitize my soul.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
She's better-looking with the mask on.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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