How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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