dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
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