We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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