Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
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