Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
where does the pee come out of this thing
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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