It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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