Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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