all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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