i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
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