where does the pee come out of this thing
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
Randomize
