I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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