just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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