Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Please, let me fuck your mom
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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