yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
Farmville is her only friend.
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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