you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Randomize
