i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Randomize
