Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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